unfringed: (full of wonder)
Dr. Walter Bishop ([personal profile] unfringed) wrote2014-01-19 12:03 am

File #004 video

[Walter turns on the video for the journal, sets it up and then moves back, sitting down on a chair in front of it. He's wear a lab coat over his usual checkered shirt and sweater cardigan combo and looks quite gleeful, gesturing toward the camera with a welcoming motion.]

Fellow denizens of Luceti! My name is Walter Bishop and I come to you with a unique request.

I would like to take a tissue and wing sample from every person in the compound - a simple test, really, very quick, not at all painful [Says the man who can tolerate electroshock therapy with a smile] - in order to help the scientists of our great community better understand the makeup of this universe.

Should you and several of your companions be from the same world, it would be most helpful if one or all could donate, although one should suffice if anyone is a tad squeamish.

I will be taking the samples this afternoon in the plaza.

Oh! And hot cocoa will be provided for compensation of course. I'm no madman.

This afternoon, starting at 1pm. Any and all volunteers are welcome! Those who don't wish to volunteer, don't worry - I'm sure I can find you somehow, yes?

[Action: Plaza, 1PM]
[As promised, Walter is bundled up in warmer clothes at the plaza with a little table of lab equipment and a rather large cooler that holds several Thermoses of hot cocoa. There are even little marshmallows for people who want them.]
spohkh: (Not funny)

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[personal profile] spohkh 2014-01-26 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Under what misconception are you under to believe that removing a piece of their wings will not be hurting anyone? By far it is one of the most painful experiences Luceti can bring upon a person. Hot chocolate is hardly compensation for that kind of pain.

[Does Spock sounds upset? No way, must be a trick of the light.]
spohkh: (Serious Face)

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[personal profile] spohkh 2014-01-26 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Spock looks around at the outdoor lab... ]

This is hardly a properly sanitized environment... and you seem to have an abnormally high pain tolerance. You should not expect the same from others. I have known many individuals in this enclosure who were bedridden for days because a single feather was pulled.
spohkh: Thoughtful (Shh.... I'm thinking...)

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[personal profile] spohkh 2014-01-27 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Do you not hear yourself when you speak? Everyone asks how these things are done.

[Spock quirks an eyebrow when Walter suddenly turns away... he's still talking though. Shrugging to himself, the Vulcan helps himself to a cup of cocoa... but thinks better of it. He doesn't know if he trusts the brown substance to be as advertised.]
spohkh: (Serious Face)

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[personal profile] spohkh 2014-01-28 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Mister Bishop, I did not call you insane.

Your efforts are appreciated, they are... but perhaps we could try another angle?
spohkh: (You know I'm awesome)

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[personal profile] spohkh 2014-01-29 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well, Doctor Bishop.

[Spock raises his hands in a universal sign of 'surrender'. He's not sure what will make the man erupt or not. But he is desperately trying to understand this man and his methods.]

An angle that will attract all residents.
spohkh: (Asking a question)

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[personal profile] spohkh 2014-01-31 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That is not quite the angle I was referring to. Perhaps a more sociological approach? One that does not include a painful removal of personal tissue.

[He was trying to be diplomatic, but that's always been more Kirk's thing.]
spohkh: (What?)

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[personal profile] spohkh 2014-02-05 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Spock's brows crease in concern.]

I find myself curious Doctor Bishop. What does your experiment entail exactly?
[He needs details on this. While it is not impossible to become part of your surroundings, it is highly...highly unlikely.]
spohkh: (Teacher)

Re: [Action] /applauds/ that was amazing. XD

[personal profile] spohkh 2014-02-06 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Spock is silent for a moment...
But he cannot let this continue.]


While your efforts are commendable, I cannot help but see several points in which are quite problematic with your theory. I have experience in crossing parallel dimensions, and a formula in which it can be achieved.
However, there has yet to be evidence that we exist now in a completely separate universe.

[The Vulcan raises his hands in 'surrender' before Walter can start yelling again.] However, I am not telling you to stop your research, merely alter the parameters. We can work with frequency, but instead of taking samples from the patient, we can build a frequency scanner.

[It was worth a shot, and it would keep them busy for awhile.]
spohkh: (I am superior..)

Re: [Action] XD

[personal profile] spohkh 2014-02-15 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
That is the claim, though I have yet to personally test this theory. There could be many reasons why these stars do not function under normal conditions.

[But that was a whole other can of worm.]

I can re calibrate my tricorder to do this. Will you assist me? [Because it would keep Walter busy.]
spohkh: Epic pose is epic (Poser)

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[personal profile] spohkh 2014-02-16 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Spock looked satisfied with that answer.] Very well. Then shall I help you pack up? Or do you wish to carry on handing out free hot chocolate?

[Anything to dissuade mutilation.]
spohkh: (Asking a question)

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[personal profile] spohkh 2014-02-17 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
We can use the samples already given to recalibrate my tricorder.

[Others? Wait.. people actually volunteered for this?]
Who are you expecting?
spohkh: Curious (Vulcans and Cats are Curious)

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[personal profile] spohkh 2014-02-20 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you mind if I stay here and witness this? [Spock just wants to make sure everything remains sanitary... and hopefully Walter isn't just yanking out the feathers.]

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