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--need to have data, this isn't enough.

But it's fascinating, isn't it?

[Walter realizes he's already had the voice function on and turns to look at the camera after his talk to himself.]

Yes, hello! Anyone of you, I've noticed these peculiar displacements all over the village as I'm sure you all have. It started out small enough, but the frequency of them is beginning to become alarming. An isolated incident or two, I can overlook, but this many? If only I had my lab, I could better measure this phenomenon...

Oh, yes! Data! I need data. Any occurrences you've witnessed, how long, the nature of the displacement, anything else you can remember about the event. Report here.

And if you see a cow, I want one.

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Can you describe these "Thomas" things? I'm quite interested in learning about foreign fauna as a distraction here. Those spirits seem to avoid me like the plague so far, so I haven't had much luck.

Hmmm, [How to explain an animal like a Thomas.] Well, they're big enough to ride. With brown fur and stand on two legs. No arms, but they have a long thick tale and a long neck that keeps the balanced. Their heads are pretty small with two eyes on the side of their heads and a really long, thin tongue.

Or, well, hm. [There's a pause as Vash grabs a pencil and starts to doodle in the journal. Eventually the doodle will come through for Bishop to see a very crude rough drawing of a Thomas.]

Well! That's certainly not something one sees everyday. You say they're used as pack animals?

Yeah, they're probably one of our more popular animals as they do pretty well on long distance trips and can carry a few bags or pull a cart. Well, besides sandworms, but those are nearly impossible to train. Best to just keep your distance really.

....You have sandworms?

[He sounds entirely too excited about that.]

Sure do. From what I understand no desert planet is complete without sandworms.

A desert planet as well? If you have any information on your world, I'd love to read about it - science, geography, anything.

[His mind flashes to an image of his wanted poster that likes to show up from time to time.] Ah, haha, afraid not. At least, not that I know of. Although I've never spent all that much time in the library here, so there could be!

[There are indeed a couple books about the world Vash is from, but not in the same manga form as others may have in the library. Which is good because those books wouldn't follow his own timeline very well and just be a confusing mess.]

If you ever find anything, I'd be very interested in having a look at it. Desert planets are fascinating.

Not if you have to live on it. Then it's more annoying than fascinating.

Well, I don't, so it's fascinating.

And you don't either now, so wouldn't it be nostalgic?

Hmm, always feeling like you're dying of thirst? Dry skin? And finding out there are some places that should never have sand in it ever. [Vash doesn't feel the need to go into detail on THAT one.] Can't say that I do, really.

Reminds me of a few trips I've had when I didn't mix things properly. [He chuckles.]

And I slept on a beach once. That always has you waking up a little out of sorts in the morning. Especially if you sleep nude.

AAAAARGHH! That!s not and image I want stuck in my head!

What? There's nothing wrong with a breeze when you sleep. It's better for your circulation.

I'm sure it is, but I would still rather not picture YOU like THAT! Now, if you were a pretty, young girl that would be different!

You'd rather imagine me to be a transsexual? I suppose that's possible, although unlikely considering my predilections. Perhaps in a different universe though, statistically speaking it's entirely possible that I am a woman.

WHAT!? NO! I'd rather not picture an old woman naked either! That's not the point at all! I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight!

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It's entirely the point. Is it the age or the gender that's making you uncomfortable? Because, really, I'm not that old.

I'm sure my son is around your age and he doesn't seem to care if I'm walking about.

You walking around, in clothes? That I have zero problems with. Thinking of you naked on a beach? That is what is giving me nightmares.

Well, I have no control over where your mind decides to take you. Why in the world were you imagining me naked anyway?

I never said you have to picture it.

You were the one who started talking about sleeping nude on a beach. [Even if Walter didn't say he himself did that. Vash's mind couldn't help but to go in that direction.]

Yes, it's quite freeing. People in the old days used to do it all the time. Back before people got so prudish.

You should have seen the girls lined up!

See! Now girls that's what I'm talking about! I want to think about them instead!

Technically all of those women are now old, but the old days were certainly the best!

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