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File #005 :video | written:
[First comes the video, with Walter in his usual labcoat with a makeshift laboratory in the background. It's obvious he's converted his living room into a lab with the sofa and table pushed up against the wall. He has taller tables arranged around with various types of equipment on it and he's looking down at some notes before he starts speaking, clearly reading what he's written.]
Hello, Luceti. My name is Doctor Walter Bishop. If you are seeing this, which I hope you are, then you are entered into candidacy for a new position as lab assistant. I am looking for individuals who are at least somewhat familiar with a laboratory setting and it's procedures. You must have an open and willing mind to see beyond that which--
[A microwave beeps and he stops reading, hurrying off excitedly.]
Ooh, popcorn's done!
[He comes back with a freshly popped bag of popcorn a few moments later and plops back in his seat, emptying the contents into a bowl off screen as he rereads his note.]
Where was I.... Open mind...lab....experiments... Ah! Yes, here we are.
To see beyond that which modern science calls "conventional." Those with mechanical expertise or degrees in physics or biochemistry are highly favored. It also helps if you can cook well or have an EZ-Bake Oven. Has anyone seen one recently? Such shame not to have one.
Oh, and yes here--
[He holds up his note, written in a careful left-handed slant to the camera so people can read it.]
Position: Lab Assistant
Hours: As necessary
Description: Looking for individuals who are at least somewhat familiar with a laboratory setting and it's procedures. You must have an open and willing mind to see beyond that which modern science calls "conventional." Those with mechanical expertise or degrees in physics or biochemistry are highly favored.
Extra Skills: Ability to cook, access to technology (EZ-Bake Oven), love of music, ability to work well under stress.
[He drops the notice and grabs a handful of popcorn.]
Please inquire within. O-or here, I suppose. I can answer any questions you may have since you'll be working for me.
Hello, Luceti. My name is Doctor Walter Bishop. If you are seeing this, which I hope you are, then you are entered into candidacy for a new position as lab assistant. I am looking for individuals who are at least somewhat familiar with a laboratory setting and it's procedures. You must have an open and willing mind to see beyond that which--
[A microwave beeps and he stops reading, hurrying off excitedly.]
Ooh, popcorn's done!
[He comes back with a freshly popped bag of popcorn a few moments later and plops back in his seat, emptying the contents into a bowl off screen as he rereads his note.]
Where was I.... Open mind...lab....experiments... Ah! Yes, here we are.
To see beyond that which modern science calls "conventional." Those with mechanical expertise or degrees in physics or biochemistry are highly favored. It also helps if you can cook well or have an EZ-Bake Oven. Has anyone seen one recently? Such shame not to have one.
Oh, and yes here--
[He holds up his note, written in a careful left-handed slant to the camera so people can read it.]
Position: Lab Assistant
Hours: As necessary
Description: Looking for individuals who are at least somewhat familiar with a laboratory setting and it's procedures. You must have an open and willing mind to see beyond that which modern science calls "conventional." Those with mechanical expertise or degrees in physics or biochemistry are highly favored.
Extra Skills: Ability to cook, access to technology (EZ-Bake Oven), love of music, ability to work well under stress.
[He drops the notice and grabs a handful of popcorn.]
Please inquire within. O-or here, I suppose. I can answer any questions you may have since you'll be working for me.
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After a long pause, he responds.]
...Yes, of course, my dear. You are correct. Congratulations on your engagement.
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There is nothing you did wrong.