unfringed | File #003 :audio

[The audio file follows exactly as it is written, save for a few places where Walter stutters or mumbles.]

Greetings fellow inmates of Luceti, my name is Walter Bishop and I am constructing a laboratory in my living space. If anyone should come across any equipment that may be of use in doing so, I would be most obliged if you could tell me.

Now, onto the important matters. I was told there are others who are experts or at least versed in transdimensional world travelling and I should very much like to speak to them. Particularly the one named "Tony Stark" if he is available. A young girl named Harlem said I should say hello to you.

I have also heard there were others involved in a failed attempt at returning home. I should very much like to speak to these individuals if they are still present. I believe we may be able to help each other.

Also, if anyone has seen a set of tuning forks, I seem to have misplaced them.

Please check your microwave ovens and other such devices before turning them on. It would be most unfortunate if you should end up with one in your neck.

Thank you for your time.

Oh, and residents of Building 1. Flame Building - what an unfortunate name - if you see sugar cubes lying on the counters, please return them to me. But do not touch them with your bare hands. Thank you.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Simon! Hello there, my boy. I've found a good location and begun to build my laboratory. Are you bringing your friends over for testing or just tea?

As for the sugar cubes, just so long as you don't touch or ingest them, I'm sure you'll be just fine. I'm trying to synthesize my old medicines and it's taking longer with the lack materials here.

That's good to hear! And I can bring them by here and there, whenever you're ready. When's a good time for you?

Well, let's just hope no one else finds them before you do. Where did you leave them? Do you remember?

Once I have my pants back on, any time should be fine. I've been told it's rather awkward to meet one without pants on.

And I do hope so - I would be very sad to think that I couldn't test them myself. This morning I believe I dosed them, then I went out for a bit, but when I came back... Well, they aren't here so I must have taken them with me.

I always get scolded for it, too. Don't feel too bad.

Do you remember where you went? Maybe you could retrace your steps?

It's just that the breeze is so refreshing. I don't see why society is so prudish.

I don't quite remember. I took a walk, but there were so many things to do... I wanted coffee cake.

Then again, Walter, there's just some people you don't want to see without pants.

Did you find some coffee cake?

Bah, it isn't like people have never seen a penis before. They do still educate the population here, don't they?

And sadly no. Oh! But I did find my red vines. And pudding pops.

I... have no idea. I would assume so? But I don't know how much they get into that sort of education.

Well, that's even better, right? Could you have left your sugar cubes wherever you found those?

Then the education system here is severely lacking. Is there at least a pregnancy clinic here in case of emergencies?

But your hypothesis is possible...Although I don't recall. Perhaps you could check the stores for me? I left them on a silver tray.

I... have no idea? I haven't heard of anyone being pregnant here.

Was it the grocery store you were at? I can run by and take a look for you?

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