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[unfringed]

H-hello? Hello. Hello, my name is Walter Bishop. Dr. Walter Bishop. I-I-I was just in my lab, you see, and now it seems I'm wandering around your town. I've lost my cellphone - and my coat. I don't have...I don't have his numbers. I can't--

Oh my. This book is fascinating, isn't it? Like a tablet computer, intranet only. Lacking in a few necessary functions, but it is certainly interesting.

...

I'd thought the LSD had worn off, but I suppose perhaps it had not after all. How quaint a hallucination this all is. I'm rather proud of thinking it all up. Even a bakery. Wonderful.

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[audio]

[unfringed]

Loki Laufeyson...? You were named after a mythological god?

...

And don't touch my things. I'd rather you not.

[audio]

[not_a_troll]

No. I am Loki Laufeyson. [He shakes his head.] I hail from Asgardia, one of the Nine Realms. But I am aware of my mythological status on Midgard, yes. But I am very real, you see? Very, very real.

I am so real that I could lay my fingers on your things.

[audio]

[unfringed]

Don't touch them! Beyond invading my personal space by doing so, you could expose yourself to toxins that may very well kill you. I drank one of them once for that very reason, and you are not as versed as I am in the antidotes.

...

But you say you are Loki, God of Mischief, then? ...How curious. This world can trap even such extraordinary beings.

[audio]

[not_a_troll]

[Well, Loki doesn’t like the prospect of dying or being killed or any of that matter. But toxins...]

How are you still alive, then? Because, as I see it, your lab is akin to that of a mad scientist. A very mad one.

I will touch your stuff. But I will remain gentle.

Aye. There are even two of us. Try to wrap your head around that!